Find the plaster model of Grey's Monument... make a hat for it
"A small plaster model of the figure of Grey, probably one of the thirty miniature casts of the statue which Baily made for sale as souvenirs in May 1838, is currently owned by R.D.Steedman's antiquarian booksellers, 9 Grey Street. It is invariably on display in the shop window." (Beach, 2000, p. 98.)
"The monument to Earl Grey is, to my mind, a huge mistake; you place an aged nobleman, dressed in court costume, on a high pillar, and, without a hat upon his bald head, expose him to the pelting of every storm that Heaven sends." (Beach, 2000, p. 97.)
Beach, J., Morris, C and Usherwood, P. (2000) Public Sculpture of North-East England. Liverpool: Liverpool University Press. See more at: http://www.pmsa.org.uk/pmsa-database/9484/#sthash.rWrA8fA5.dpuf